15 MINUTES can make you $15 MILLION...


​"we are five days away from fundamentally transforming The United States of America!"

​hey mom & dad, guess what I learned at school today...

the second amendment &

other stuff I want to change

12-20-15

4-23-16

11-1-15

...or not!!!

​#noHillary

​Q: what word best describes all three?

11-15-15

​...and you should vote for me because I've done so much

11-8-15

...and with glee, we helped!

"I'll Tell You"how to take your coffee" previous winners (pg. 2)

the pot-hole filled road to Obamacare... and it's architect

11-22-15

hint - it starts with "f"​and ends with 'ake'

...and sometimes I shamelessly pander to get votes